Zoo Lights at Hogle Zoo:
Brendan really hopes Hunter will want to play Football:
Just chillin on the plane to Portland, eating a Candy Cane:
Hunter's new obsession and favorite toy, his toothbrush!! Making his Grandpa Hunter proud!!
As I prepare to fill my iPod with new songs, I pay tribute to the ones that have gone before. These aren't necessarily my favorites, but they are the songs that i could never bring myself to skip, in no particular order:
Chelsea Dagger (The Fratellis)
If I had my own British band, this is what I would sing
>Fire Burning (Sean Kingston)
Not typically my kind of music, but this Kingston kid's got something. Does this song suck? Yes. Do I totally love it? Also yes.
>There Goes My Heart (Alan Jackson)
This will forever remind my time (and trials) while dating Nikki
>Tick Tick Boom (The Hives)
More like Tick Tick... Awesome
>Pump Up the Volume (MARRS)
Does anyone remember this song? Know who does? A 12-year-old Brendan practicing his breakdancing on the kitchen linoleum
>No Hablo Ingles (Bowling for Soup)
Cheesy, but I love cheese... especially the delicious kind
>A-Punk (Vampire Weekend)
Finally, some Vampires I can support
>No You Girls (Franz Ferdinand)
One of my favorite bands singing one of their coolest songs
>By Your Side (Sade)
One of, if not, the best makeout songs ever
>If You’re Wondering If I Want You To (Weezer)
These guys seem to come out with something good every few years
>Toes (Zac Brown Band)
Zac Brown's version of what I call a “Kenny Chesney beer on the beach in Mexico song,” except this is his first time singing one. Chesney just released his 87th, I think
>Rock & Roll (Eric Hutchinson)
Play, repeat, repeat, repeat... sleep... play, repeat, repeat, repeat...
>Angels on the Moon (Thriving Ivory)
Once you get over his voice, you’ll like it
>Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked (Cage the Elephant)
It’s about time this cool, little tune got some recognition
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Hey, Soul Sister (Train)
Brand New (Emilie Mover)
Bad Kids (Black Lips)
Say Hey (Michael Franti & Spearhead)
Around the Bend (The Asteroids Galaxy Tour)
I’m Shipping Up to Boston (Dropkick Murphys)
Wild at heart (Gloriana)
The Great Salt Lake (Band of Horses)
This is a picture of Brendan and his work buddies, Brendan is Cookie Monster!! They were the hit of the party and I thought this was very clever of them!
Brendan's job does a huge Halloween Party every year for the Employees. This year they had hired a couple of Improv Comedians. Well during one skit, one of the comedians was acting out a fight with Cookie Monster, so Brendan impulsively ran up on stage and tackled him (see below) in front of his entire company.
Brendan and me as Pirates for a Halloween Party hosted by a good friend in our neighborhood!!
I used to think the following rules were a joke, but after dealing with an average of four daily accidents enroute to work, I am a believer.
Let’s finally admit it. We Utahns are the worst drivers on the planet.
With that, I give you...
15 BASIC RULES FOR DRIVING IN UTAH
1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Utah driver never uses them.
2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.
3. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of being hit.
4. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it, and it will result in you being rear-ended.
5. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving you a relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.
6. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to scare people entering the highway.
7. Speed limits are arbitrary, given only as a suggestion and are apparently unenforceable in Utah during rush hour.
8. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a Utah driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.
9. Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire.
10. Learn to swerve abruptly. Utah is the home of high-speed slalom driving thanks to the State Highway Department, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes.
11. It is traditional in Utah to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light turns green.
12. Remember that the goal of every Utah driver is to get there first by whatever means necessary.
13. If a driver stupidly signals to get into your lane, accelerate as fast as possible so that they can move in behind you. They either don't know what they're doing or are from out of state. Remember, using your blinkers confuses Utah drivers.
14. If you haven't maneuvered into the correct lane to exit, because you are on an important cell phone call, feel free to swerve across 3 lanes without signaling. You wouldn't want to waste the extra fuel by waiting for the next one. Besides, that's why they widened the highway.
15. Slam on your brakes whenever you see a police officer. It's a good way to warn other drivers that they should all fall in line behind the officer to form a traffic bottleneck. Once he has safely exited, resume speeding.
